Stacy Sheridan quotes from T. J. Hooker

Stacy Sheridan

[to Romano] What do you say now, Macho Man? Do we make a team or is your ego gonna force us out?

Vince Romano

If you were a man... [holds up his fist]

Stacy Sheridan

[puts her hand on his fist] Oh, but I'm not, Vince, I'm all woman, part cop and a better driver than the Philly Flash.

Vince Romano

Well, you got the woman part right, kiddo.

Vince Romano

[Romano has a high class girlfriend] Well, that's the way people do things at the top of the social register.

Stacy Sheridan

Well, if you climb too fast, Romano, you're gonna get a nosebleed.

Vince Romano

Jealous, Stacy?

Stacy Sheridan

Oh sure, I always did want my blood to be as blue as my uniform and, of course, have a butler to call my boyfriend, so I didn't have to talk to him myself.

Vince Romano

[Romano knows somebody who sells 12 dollar quality jeans] I'll tell you what, I'll pick you up a pair, huh?

Stacy Sheridan

I don't know... the same exact jeans? And no label?

Vince Romano

Guaranteed.

Stacy Sheridan

Okay. I'm a size 5. [picks up her uniform and walks away]

Vince Romano

[glancing at Stacy's behind] But what's in 'em is a 10. A perfect 10.

Sgt. T.J. Hooker

[quietly] I'll get you both out of here.

Stacy Sheridan

We know you will.

This may be the only time in my life I'll ever be glad you're a cop.

Stacy Sheridan

Ohh-kay, so I'm not an expert stock car driver like you were. But I'm also not the only cop who's wrecked a police car. Everybody makes mistakes.

Yeah, but when a cop make mistakes, lives are on the line.