Please, try to remember.
APAnne Perry
I don't have anything to remember, I didn't see anything.
[grabs her arm and pulls her up] You must have seen something.
APAnne Perry
I didn't see anything sergeant, I'm blind.
S2 E4Blind Justice
[bartender Megan is not cooperating] Now listen, Megan, without even looking I know that girl in the corner there is underage. And I'll just bet there are a couple of whiskey bottles in the trash that haven't been broken so you could do some whiskey watering. I'd just guess the alcoholic beverage control boys could at that to assorted other offences and come up with a three-month closure.
APAnne Perry
I guess this is what's known as Hooker magic, coming up with tickets to a sold-out concert.
S2 E5Big Foot
[Hooker has just arrived at the academy in a damaged police car] So what is it now, Hooker? Three black and whites you've trashed since they let you back out on the street?
Four. The high price of fighting crime.
[scratching his head] I wonder if I locked my car this morning?
Believe me, Hooker, it wouldn't matter. I've seen your car.
SWSgt. Wayne Conrad
A lot of rapists have big feet, Romano, not all of them are Big Foot.
And don't forget our soak in the hot tub after dinner.
TSTammy Spencer
How could I? It'll be my first time in hot water with the police...
S2 E6Terror at the Academy
Here's praying we do it, partner.
Have to. There's a frog costume we gotta get out of there.
[leading recruits in a run across the Academy campus] Look at my mouth. Read my lips.
I see.
You focused very clearly? You got your beady eyes on my little mouth, huh?
No problem, right there.
No way!
CBCarol Bennett
You're attacking a police station because you hate cops?
KWKevin Wyman
Yeah, you got it. It's my way... and it's brilliant.
MMayor
[via speakerphone] What do you propose, Sergeant?
Romano and I go in, alone, Mr. Major.
We've crawled through the same rice paddies as Wyman.
S2 E7The Survival Syndrome
[to the discouraged Romano] If guys like you and me aren't out there cleaning the sleaze and slime off the streets, everybody would have to stay locked up in their homes. Those vermin multiply; they feed on decent people. Cops, good cops, keep them in their holes. And you're a good cop, Romano.
You have it all figured out, haven't you? Joyriding, bust, easy hit, stick it to the cop who shot your friend. Walk out of here with a smile on your face.
DHDavid Harmon
You got it, Big Daddy.
No, you got it, Sunshine.
LLawson
Get rid of him!
BTBlaine Thomas
Sure I will. You want me to get some money from the safe?
LLawson
[opens a drawer and pulls out a gun] I mean permanently!
S2 E8Deadly Ambition
[Romano has a high class girlfriend] Well, that's the way people do things at the top of the social register.
Well, if you climb too fast, Romano, you're gonna get a nosebleed.
Jealous, Stacy?
Oh sure, I always did want my blood to be as blue as my uniform and, of course, have a butler to call my boyfriend, so I didn't have to talk to him myself.
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