Another car trashed. We're really going to be in trouble with Sheridan on this one.
What's this 'we' business? You were driving, I wasn't driving, you were driving.
It's always 'we' when you're the driver.
“King of the Hill” · Season 2, Episode 2
In this episode: Vince Romano (3), Sgt. T.J. Hooker (2), Stacy Sheridan (1)
If you were a man... [holds up his fist]
[puts her hand on his fist] Oh, but I'm not, Vince, I'm all woman, part cop and a better driver than the Philly Flash.
Well, you got the woman part right, kiddo.
ASAxel Shiff
Ah, my good friends the police. I take care of all their cars. Excuse me, lady.
[Hooker exits his car, swinging his baton] Hello Axel, nice to see you.
ASAxel Shiff
What do you want, Hooker? Get lost, you're bad for business.
Good business requires referrals. Get many?
ASAxel Shiff
Oh come on, fade away, will you, Hooker? I'm gonna sic my lawyers on you fast.
This man has a bad attitude problem, Sgt. Hooker.
ASAxel Shiff
Hey, you take a flying leap too, son!
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