Supernatural Season 1 quotes

Dean

Have many have you turned?

In the first hundred years? Three. In the last month? Sixteen.

Dean

What, are you trying to field a baseball team?

It's like I said, I need help, every strong hand I can find. And I need an army to fight The Darkness. Oh, it's comin', for all of us. There's nothing hunters or any human can do about it.

Dean

Do you know how to stop it?

I don't think anything can stop it. I'm just tryin' to buy some time, so I'm turning as many strong men and women as I can.

Dean

I don’t know where to put my eyes. I think I’m gonna to throw up.

Sam

We’re surrounded by doilies. They’re everywhere.

Dean

Okay, you think the innkeeper might've mentioned this before he ripped us off.

Sam

Well, I guess you’re gonna have to get yourself another room, because this was Lizzie’s original room, and I’m not giving it up.

Dean

What are you, four?

Dean

Well, the world’s smallest bathroom is clean. What is that smell?

Sam

I think it’s this. It’s like lavender toilet water.

Dean

Bottled toilet water? Why do you keep spraying it?

Sam

I just wanted to see if the squeezy thing worked.

Dean

Well, so far we got squat that says ghost. Or anything remotely us.

Sam

So maybe its not our usual kind of gig? Maybe we’re dealing with a serial killer?

Dean

Oh yeah, you’d love that, wouldn’t you?

Dean

And you didn’t tell the police?

A: Restraining order? B: What am I supposed to say? I was hanging out talking murder with a little twelve-year-old girl in the middle of the night?

Dean

Where does the symbol come in? [Referring to the Mark of Cain]

She had it on her shoulder. I don’t know if it was a scar or a birthmark.

Dean

What did this girl look like?

Um. A girl. Amara. That’s what she said her name was. You know her?

Dean

[Visibly terrified] You said she was twelve?

I don’t know what that girl did to me. But I haven’t been right since. I can’t eat. Or sleep. I don’t dream. And all the things I used to love, my Lizzie blog, the ghost conventions... they leave me cold. I put this whole collection on Ebay last night. Now it belongs to some machinist in Ohio.

Dean

Well, what about superfan, curator living the bliss?

Just playing the part of what I used to be. You know, fake it 'til you make it. Or feel it.

Dean

So is that what you were doing at the inn tonight? Faking it?

No, I was looking for Amara. I want her to put me back. I’ve always been odd. And quirky. But I had a life. Friends. And now, I remember how to talk to people, what to say. But I feel like I’m acting. Going through the motions. I’m like a robot puppet man.

Amara

Excuse me, drunk girl? You shouldn’t be driving. You could put your head through a window.

Sydney

Uh, where are your parents? They bring you to this dump on a school night? My parents used to do that.

Amara

I found this place on my own. I like dark places.

Sydney

You’re here alone? Okay, let’s uh, let’s get you inside. I’m Sydney, by the way.

Amara

I’m going to help you, Sydney.

Sydney

You think I need help? Well, maybe you’re right. Tonight, anyway.

Sydney

How did―how did you do that? Oh, I feel like ecstasy orgasm chocolate cake! You’re an angel!

Amara

Do I look like a whiny, winged suck-up?

Sydney

Well, then, what are you?

Sam

So, you don’t want memories?

Sydney

Did you have nice parents, Sam? Because my folks treated me and my sister like human ashtrays.

Sydney

I used to have to drink myself blind to even look at these, let alone show anybody. And now, I don’t know what Amara did to me, but it’s just skin.

Sam

Right. Well, that’s really... good for you.

Sydney

No more waking up screaming from nightmares. No more flashbacks. Amara took away the pain. She lightened something in me.

Dean

Except now you’re an axe murderer.

Sydney

I’m free. Before, there was always this constant voice in my head. “You can’t do that! It’s wrong! What if you get caught?” And now, it’s quiet. It’s just me and what I want. And when you can do whatever you want, you don’t have to get caught. And then you can really fly.

Sydney

[While bleeding out] The Darkness is coming. It’s so peaceful. It’s coming for all of us.

Crowley

Midnight snack? Don't think I don't know what you've been up to. You can try to deny it, but the evidence is... well...

Amara

You told me to stop feeding on your demons. Well... I stopped feeding on demons.

Crowley

I thought I was clear. Going out there, where they can see you, it's too risky.

Amara

I'm a growing girl. I need to eat.

Crowley

Actions have consequences around here, Amara. You've had the run of the court. We've seen what you've made of it. Believe me, this is going to hurt me way more than it hurts you. I'm sorry, my dear. You're grounded.

Crowley

You're strong. But you need to remember: I'm stronger.

Amara

For now.

Dean

Said you had a good feeling about that one.

Sam

Yeah, well, it seemed like a solid lead, Dean. Only a soulless psycho would kill the family cat.

Dean

Yeah, unless the family cat decides to take a nap in the dryer.

Dean

I thought you were going with socially acceptable binge watching. You know, The Wire, Game of Thrones.

Castiel

Yeah, well, a man can't live on caviar alone, Dean.

Crowley

What are you looking at? Still learning all you can about the world?

Amara

If nonsensical slogans attached to idiotic pictures of domestic animals counts as the world.

Crowley

Excuse me?

Amara

Memes.

Crowley

You have tremendous power and soon you'll have even more. But I have something you lack: wisdom. Experience. I helped put Lucifer back in his cage. I rose through the ranks of Hell, defeated all comers, to claim the throne. And, a few minor setbacks aside, I'm still here. I don't know how to impart what I've learned to you, how to teach you. And at the rate that you're growing, I'll probably never get the chance to figure it out. Perhaps you don't need my tutelage. But I believe, deep down in my gut, I have something to offer you if you'd just give me the chance.

Metatron

Hey! Do you have any idea how much stuff I had to steal and then pawn to pay for that?