Supernatural · Season 1
I see. I got it. So, you heard a rumor about Metatron's "secret portal", and you decided to run with it.
It's not a rumor. He showed me.
I get it. He's a fan.
A fan. Yeah.
You're a fan. Just 'cause you're hot for Metatron... ...or Bieber or Beckham... Just 'cause you know everything about them doesn't mean that you actually know them.
Or that they even know you exist.
Ooh, that's cold, Sammy.
I'm just sayin', man.
You sold your soul?! Sold it?! For an extra three inches of willy?!
(on phone) Damn it, Crowley, the grave is guarded!
(on phone) That's absurd.
(on phone) A Hellhound!
(on phone) No, no, no, she was collected.
(on phone) The hell she was!
Guys!
(on phone) Time was, no one would dare disobey the king.
Guys!
(on phone) I'm gonna put you on speaker!
(on phone) Juliet? It's papa. Stand down. [She does.] You're welcome.
Gavin, listen to your father. I know what's... [Gavin slams the door and locks it] ...best for you....
[to himself] Kids.
[Crowley's phone rings. It's Dean. He answers it.]
Squirrel! I hope you were nice to your father.
What? Shut up.
[Dean stabs Abbadon multiple times]
Dean. Dean! Dean! Stop! You can stop.
Please. No one bends the rules like you two bend the rules. He's one misfit kid. He impacts no one.
You'll be fine. Just avoid cheap whiskey and cheap hookers. Look at me, getting all fatherly.
So this is goodbye, then?
Yes. Forever. Unless, of course, I catch you smoking, in which case, I'll smack you stupid.
Goodbye, then. And thank you...father.
[Gavin moves to hug, but Crowley stops him.]
Whoa, whoa. Easy, easy. As you were. Goodbye, Gavin. Oh, uh... Don't go mentioning that whole "Prince of Hell" thing. Doesn't play too well in most circles.
First time I touched that Blade...I knew. I knew that I wouldn't be stopped. I knew I would take down Abaddon and anything else if I had to. And it wasn't a hero thing. You know, it wasn't... It was just calm. I knew. And I had to go it alone, Sammy.
Look...I'm glad it worked out, okay? I am. And I'm glad the Blade gives you strength or calm or whatever, but, Dean, I got to say... I'm starting to think the Blade is doing something else, too.
Yeah? Like what?
I don't know. Like, something to you. Look... I'm thinking until we know for sure that we're gonna kill off Crowley, why don't we store the Blade somewhere distant? Lock it up somewhere safe? Okay?
No.
He's a weird, dorky, little guy. But he happens to have an army of Angels behind him, and, even though I hate to say it, if we're gonna take a shot at Metatron, they might be useful.
Uh...just a second!
[A second later, Gadreel enters. Metatron glares at him.]
I gave you a second.
You are such an...angel sometimes. What do you want?
Uh, roll call? You hold, uh, roll call?
They like to hear me say their names.
I know a couple of women like that.
It's Enochian. I believe it's some sort of riddle. "Why is six afraid of seven?" Now, I assume it's because seven is a prime number, and prime numbers can be intimidating.
[bemused] It's because seven eight nine.
[The door opens with a loud creak]
It's wordplay. And the answer is the key, like the doors of Durin in "Lord of the Rings."
Wait a second. You know about "The Lord of the Rings?"
I'm very pop-culture savvy now.
So, Dean, uh...are we gonna talk about this, or what?
About what? Yeah, I lied, but you were being an infant.
Wow. Even for you, that apology sucked.
Oh, I'm not apologizing. I'm telling you how it's gonna be.
Dean, that Blade...
That Blade's the only thing that can kill Metatron, and I am the only one who can use it...so from here on out, I'm calling the shots. Capisce? Look, until I jam that Blade through that douchebag's heart, we are not a team. This is a dictatorship. Now, you don't have to like it, but that's how it's gonna be.
Cas, you just gave up an entire army for one guy. No, there's no way that you blew those people away.
You really believe we three will be enough?
We always have been.
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