You want to hunt? With me?
I do love a good buddy comedy.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I enjoyed the taste of food -- particularly peanut butter with grape jelly, not jam. Jam I found unsettling.
So, what? Now you can't taste PB and J?
No, I-I taste every molecule.
Not the sum of its parts, huh?
It's overwhelming. It's disgusting. [looks longingly at the sandwich] I miss you, PB and J.
[Castiel is healing Sam]
What?
Nothing.
You're a terrible liar.
That is not true. I once deceived and betrayed both you and your brother.
Well, they didn't have a guinea pig, but we do.
[looks up very confused] You have a guinea pig? Where?
Me, Cas. I'm the guinea pig.
Ah, that's, uh, a funny story, really. Bit of a misunderstanding. We really should --
[motions with his hand and Crowley is rendered speechless] Shh.
Oh, you gotta teach me how to do that.
[weakly] Keep going.
Why?
We -- we -- we have to find Gadreel.
[starts to remove the needle] No. Why must the Winchesters run toward death?
[Stopping Cas] No, don't. Don't. Don't stop.
Sam, when I was human, I died, and that showed me that life is precious, and it must be protected at all costs, even a life as... as pig-headed as a Winchester's.
[Softly] My life's not worth any more than anyone else's... not yours or Dean's...or Kevin's. Please. Please, help me do one thing right.
You're good... But I'm Crowley.
Sam, I want Gadreel to pay as much as you do..
I mean, I can relate now to how you feel.
What are you talking about?
The only person who has screwed things up more consistently than you...is me. And now I know what that guilt feels like. And I know what it... I know what it means to feel sorry, Sam. I am sorry.
I know.
You know, old me... I would've have just kept going. I would've jammed that needle in deeper until you died because the ends always justified the means. But what I went though... Well, that PB and J taught me that angels can change, so... who knows? Maybe Winchesters can, too.
I can give you the mark, Dean, if it's what you truly want.
What are you talking about?
The mark can be transferred to someone who's worthy.
You mean a killer like you?
Yes.
Can I use it to kill that bitch?
Yes. But you have to know with the mark comes a great burden. Some would call it a great cost.
[SAM notices a part of a scar on DEAN's arm] What happened to your arm?
[pulls up his sleeve so he can see it better] Oh. It's a... gift from Cain.
Like...the wrestler?
I wish. That would be awesome. Uh, no. The, uh...The Old Testament dude.
That's Dean. Now, he could start a fight in an empty house, but deep down inside, he's just a big ol' Teddy bear. And Sam here.. Sam can be a bit insecure at times, but for a good reason.
Yeah, because you two came busting in here like a house on fire. Guns waving, the jawlines and the hair -- it's very intimidating! What'd you expect?
But something's broken here, Dean.
I'm not saying that it's not. I... I just think maybe we need to put a couple W's on the board and we get past all this.
I don't think so. No, I-I wish, but... We don't...see things the same way anymore -- our roles in this whole thing. Back in that church, talking me out of boarding up hell? Or -- or tricking me into letting Gadreel possess me? I can't trust you -- not the way I thought I could, not the way I should be able to.
Okay, look. Whatever happened... We are family, okay?
You say that like it's some sort of cure-all, like it can change the fact that everything that has ever gone wrong between us has been because we're family.
So, what -- we're not family now?
I'm saying, you want to work? Let's work. If you want to be brothers...
Yeah, Why do I gotta be the lunch lady?
Since when have you ever complained about being around food?
Okay this is not food.
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Hey new guy, stop flirting with the trainer and keep scooping.
What the hell happened?!
I was drugged.
Dru... what?
[still loopy and lying on his stomach] Pudding. It was supposed to be for the clients, but I couldn't resist.
[picks up the bowl and smells it] What, salted caramel?
Yeah, man. The best of both worlds ... salty and sweet.
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