Dude, two burgers?
Hey, I didn't eat at Big P's for at least a year, okay? Clear eyes and clogged arteries - Can't Lose.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
KKate
(about Sam and Dean) First things first. Those guys... those guys aren't FBI, all right? I'm pretty sure that FBI agents don't say "awesome" that much, you know? And--and they definitely don't hunt and kill college kids.
MMike
Did--did they say anything else?
BBrian
Dude, they just sat and talked about how they've been apart for a year. You were probably right about that whole office-romance thing.
Hey, Sam?
Yeah?
Do I really say "awesome" a lot?
No..
[Looks at a picture of Kate] Awesome..
Kid's like 'Rain Man'.
He's like a crappy little credit-card-counting criminal prodigy Rain Man.
Well, he was in Advanced Placement.
Shut up.
It does present a curious curl in the metaphysics, doesn't it? If you murder a monster in monster heaven, where does it go?
And this is the crazy aunt I want to take on the road?
I am not your aunt.
What? Really?
I have no possible relationship to your sibling offspring.
Now you're kidding me.
Oh, you two are killing me.
Vampire pirates? That's what you guys are - Vampirates!
What the hell do you know about the value of life? You're a vampire.
Yep. And I think we both know which of our kinds killed more humans.
Well, statistically speaking, that'd be your...
Yes. Thank you, Cass.
So, you think I'm creepy?
AAmelia
I think it's creepy that you buy all of your clothing at Army Surplus. White supremacists do that.
Yeah, but I'm not.
AAmelia
Drifting serial killers do that.
Fair enough.
MThe Maker
You're right. I've been here so, so long, Benny. Seen all the outcomes, all the patterns a trillion times. It all means so little. This universe is a pyramid of despair, nothing else.
A little dark.
MThe Maker
I am evil, after all. At least I've had that much to keep me cold at night.
Hold up. Are you the new Bobby?
(to Sam) You shut your mouth.
Yeah.
(to Garth) You shut your mouth. What?!?
I was in Purgatory.
Like the Purgatory Purgatory?
No, the one in Miami.
Man, that's balls
That's not how you say "balls."
What, you--you were a dentist?
Yeah, just for like, for a hot minute. Where did you think I got my first case?
Let me guess--Tooth Fairy.
Yeah. Man, I felt terrible when I ganked that SOB.
Uh, you killed the Toothy Fairy?
Yeah, man. I mean, not my proudest moment. But it happened.
So first, the mom goes Natural Born Killer, and now the son? Well, what do we got--a ghost with an Oedipus complex? (Sam stares) I don't know what that means.
You never even wanted this life. Always blamed me for pulling you back into it.... Everything you've ever done since you climbed into my ride has been to deceive me.
What do you want me to say? That I've made mistakes? I've made mistakes, Dean.
That's not Dean, Sam.
Mistakes? Well, let's go through some of Sammy's greatest hits. Drinking demon blood? Check. Being in cahoots with Ruby? Not telling me that you lost your soul? Or how about running around with Samuel for a whole year, letting me think that you were dead while you were doing all kinds of crazy? Those aren't mistakes, Sam. Those are choices!
Alright, you said. We've both played a little fast and loose.
Yeah, I might have lied. But I never once betrayed you. I never once left you to die. And for what? A girl? You left me to die for a girl?
Own up to your crap, Dean. I told you from the jump where I was coming from, why I didn't look for you. But you - you had secrets. You had Benny! And you got on your high and mighty and you've been kicking me ever since you got back. But that's over. So move on, or I will!
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