Charlie are you singing?
I sing when I'm nervous; don't judge me!
Judgement free zone.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
Who's your favorite Harry Potter character?
Hermione.
Hermione. Well did Hermione run when Sirius Black was in trouble? Or when Voldemort attacked Hogwarts?
Seriously?
Shut up.
No of course not.
What did she do?
She kicked ass! She practically saves Harry in every book. And then she ends up with the wrong...
Stay on track. She kicked ass, right? So what are you going to do?
I'm gonna kick it in the ass.
[chuckles] Good girl.
Oh, you go, Dumble-dork.
And you’re gonna flirt your way past.
I can't. He's not my type.
You're gonna have to play through that.
As in.. he's not a girl.
Oh..oh.. Pretend he has boobs.
Worse.
All tattoos are sexy.
Mine is princess Leia in a slave bikini straddling a 20-sided die. [Dean slowly looks over to Sam and doesn't say anything] I was drunk. It was Comic-con.
We've all been there.. Okay, I'm going to walk you through this.
Okay.
Let's start with a smile. Relax, Charlie, you just got home and Scarlett Johansson is waiting for you.
GGuard
Can I help you, miss?
Hey...Bill. Charlie from IT.
GGuard
Oh, burning the midnight oil, huh?
Just like you. I mean, you're not at the gym. What do you...work out with all of your free time?
GGuard
I try to get to the gym at least 3 days a week. Trying to get back to my fightin' weight.
[to Charlie] It shows, you look amazing.
It shows, you look amazing.
[to Sam] This never happened.
[to Charlie] You ever do anything else with your free time? Like take a girl out for a drink? [Sam laughs]
You ever do anything with your free time? Like take a girl out for a drink?
[to Sam] Stop laughing, Sammy.
Stop laughing Sammy [realizes]...Um, you don't know that bar, 'Stop laughing Sammy'. [Sam tries to hold back a laugh] That place is bringing sexy back. Which is easy because they kept the receipt...
Stop talking, Charlie.
Stop talking Charlie...right.
I feel dirty.
You and me both, sister.
Why didn't you kill him?!
Because we can't.. yet.
The really evil ones always need a special sword.
I left your dumb flask in the back seat by the way, worst good luck charm ever!
[hands her bag] Here you go.
Thanks.
So listen, we can't thank you enough...
Actually you can. Never contact me again...like ever. Deal?
Deal.
Keep your head down there okay?
This ain't the first time I disappeared. [Sam and Dean give her a confused look]
You think my name is really Charlie Bradbury? Please. So...good luck saving the world. Peace out, Bitches.
She's kind of like the little sister I never wanted.
We've got to talk.
You mean before we get back to the car, and the flask?
Exactly. So what the hell happened back in the lobby?
Man, if I had a free shot, I would have bitch slapped the hell out of Dick.
Yeah but, I mean, Charlie got her friggin' arm broken.
He didn't mean to do it.
Exactly. He's not in control. Not about Dick. That was vengeful spirit crap.
I know. But it's still Bobby.
But if he goes there, he won't be anymore. And then we won't be able to pull him back. And then what are we suppose to do?
I know... Let's just figure out what that thing we stole is...and then we'll figure out what the hell to do with Bobby.
[Receiving a phone call from Dick Roman] Isn't it strange that someone would choose to be called "Dick?"
[On phone] What up, Bullwinkle? Just a little FYI call. Your boy's awake.
What? [to Dean] Cas is awake.
When? [Sam puts the phone on speaker] When?
Last night about eight.
And you waited till now to call us?
I've been busy with Cas. He's just a tad different than when he dozed off, 'kay?
What do you mean, different?
Hey, Seacrest, guess what – not a nurse. Just playing one on TV. Want answers? Start driving.
He's been like the naked guy at the rave ever since he woke up. Totally useless.
Will you look at her? My caretaker. All of that thorny pain. So beautiful.
We've been over this. I don't like poetry. Put up or shut up.
Okay. So, Cas, you said you woke up last night?
Yes. I heard a ping that pierced me, and, well, you wouldn't have heard it unless you were an angel at the time.
That's also when we opened this. [He hands Castiel a bag containing the tablet]
Oh. Of course. Now I understand.
Understand what?
You were the ones. Well... I guess that makes sense.
What makes sense?
If someone was going to free the Word from the vault of the earth, it would end up being you two. Oh, I love you guys.
Did you know that a cat's penis is sharply barbed along its shaft? I know for a fact the females were not consulted about that.
This is the handwriting of Metatron.
Metatron?!? You're saying a Transformer wrote that?
No, that's Megatron.
What?
The Transformer, it's Megatron.
What?
HHester
You smote thousands in Heaven. You gave a big, scary speech. Then you were gone. What the hell was that?!
Rude, for one thing.
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