Supernatural quotes

Why you?

Dean

Why me what?

Why do you have to hunt monsters? Why not let someone else do it?

Dean

I can't find anybody else that dumb. It's my job, somebody's gotta save people's asses. Yours included.

So, is there a quota? How many people do you have to save?

Dean

All of 'em.

All of them? You think you have to save everyone?

Dean

Yup. Whole wide world of sports.

How? [Dean hesitates] Believe me, whatever you've got, I've heard weirder.

Dean

It's the end of the world, okay? I mean, it's the damn biblical apocalypse. And if I don't stop it and save everyone then no one will and we all die.

That's horrible.

Dean

Tell me about it.

I mean, apocalypse or no apocalypse. Monsters or no monsters. It's a crushing weight to have on your shoulders, to feel like six billion lives depend on you. God, how do you get up in the morning?

Monsters are the least of your problems. People can learn to live with delusions, but the anger I saw in you... you hurt those two men, and you were going to kill me. The look in your eyes when you came after me, I... it was like you were barely even human. Like a man possessed.

Sam

I know. Please... just... could you give me a second chance?

Well, this isn't a prison. You'll be allowed to go to the day room, under supervision.

Sam

Thank you.

But if there is one more outburst, I will transfer you to a facility that is equipped to handle violent patients, and believe me, they will be far, far less forgiving.

Sam

The wraith-

Dean

What about her?

Sam

She was right.

Dean

No, she wasn't. She's dead, okay? Let's hit the road. I need a drink, or twelve.

Sam

Most of the time I can hide it, but I am angry. I'm mad at everything. I used to be mad at you and dad, then Lilith, now it's Lucifer. And I make excuses: I blame Ruby, or the demon blood, but it's not their fault, it's not them, it's me. It's inside me. I'm mad all the time, and I don't know why.

Dean

Stop. Stop it. So what if you are? What are you gonna do here, take a leave of absence? You gonna say yes to Lucifer? What?

Sam

No, of course not.

Dean

Exactly. And that's exactly what you're going to do: you're going to take all that crap, and you're gonna bury it. You're gonna forget about it, because that's how we keep going.

[finds AP school textbooks] Smart kid. [finds Star Wars t-shirt] Virgin. [finds porno magazine] Frustrated virgin. [continues rumaging through box and finds cloth with Satanic symbols on it] Witchcraft, huh Gary? You little Satanic bastard.

Everybody knows Dean. He's Hell's most wanted.

Oh, no. Have you idiots been talking to demons?

Sam

[to Gary] Rebel a little bit, in a healthy, non-satanic way. By the way, you know why Nora's into witchcraft?

What do you mean?

Sam

She doesn't like Satan, you moron. She likes you.

Dean

That was a nice thing to say.

Sam

Totally lied. Kid's life sucked ass. All that apple pie family crap, it's stressful. Trust me, we didn't miss a damn thing.

Dean

Or we don't know what we're missing.

Dean

[After Anna shows up in his stripper dream] Anna! I was just, uh, workin' on a case.

Anna

...This is what you dream about...?

Dean

This is awkward.

John

Monsters? Monsters?

Mary

Yes.

John

Monsters are real?

Mary

I'm sorry, I didn't know how to-

John

And you fight them? All of you?

Sam

Yeah.

John

How long?

Mary

All my life.

John

Shut up, all of you! Look not another word or so help me, I will turn this car around!

Dean

Wow, awkward family road trip.

Sam

No kidding.

John

Y'all may have treated me like a fool, but I am not useless. I can draw a damn, whatever it is - a sigil.

Dean

Why don't you go help Sam out? 'Kay? 'Cause this has got to be done in... it's gotta be done in human blood.

John

[cuts his hand open] So? How big?

Dean

I'll show you. [laughs softly]

John

What?

Dean

All of a sudden, you really remind me of my dad.

John

How long have you known about this hunting stuff?

Sam

Pretty much forever. My dad raised me in it.

John

You're serious? Who the hell does that to a kid?

Sam

Well, for the record... Mary's parents did.

John

I don't care! What kind of irresponsible bastard lets a child anywhere near - you know you could have been killed!

Sam

I, uh... came kinda close.

John

The number it must have done on your head. Your father was supposed to protect you.

Sam

He was trying. He died trying. Believe me. I used to be mad at him. I mean, I used to... I used to hate the guy, but now I... I get it. He was... just doing the best he could. And he was trying to keep it together in this impossible situation. See, my mom, um, she was amazing, beautiful and she was the love of his life, she got killed and, I think, he would've gone crazy if he didn't do something. Truth is, um, my dad died before I got to tell him that... I understand, why he did what he did and I forgive him for what it did to us. I do. And I just... I love him.

Michael

Lucifer defied our Father, and he betrayed me, but still, I don't want this any more than you would want to kill Sam. You know, my brother, I practically raised him. I took care of him in a way most people could never understand, and I still love him. But I am going to kill him, because it is right, and I have to.

Dean

What, because God says so?

Michael

Yes. From the beginning, He knew this was how it was going to end.

Dean

And you're just going to do whatever God says?

Michael

Yes, because I am a good son.

Sam

Alright, I'm just gonna go through some files, you can go ahead and get going.

Dean

Sorry?

Sam

Go ahead. Unleash the Kraken. See you tomorrow morning.

Dean

[confused] Where am I going?

Sam

Dean, it's Valentine's Day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it? Uh, "unattached drifter Christmas"?

Dean

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well... be that as it may, I don't know. Guess I'm not feeling it this year.

Sam

So, you're not into bars full of lonely women?

Dean

[speaking on his cell] Cas, it's Dean. Yeah, Room 31-C, basement level, St. James Medical Center--

Castiel

[appears in front of Dean, still talking into the cell phone] I'm there now.

Dean

...Yeah, I get that.

Castiel

I'm gonna hang up now.

Dean

Right.

Castiel

What human myth has mistaken for Cupid is actually a lower order of angel. Technically it's a cherub. Third class.

Dean

Cherub?

Castiel

Yeah. They're all over the world, there are dozens of them.

Dean

You mean the little flying fat kid in diapers.