Supernatural quotes

Dean

Are you saying that you fixed up our parents?

Well not me, but yeah. Oh, it wasn't easy either. Oooh, they couldn't stand each other at first. But when we were done with them, perfect couple!

Dean

Perfect?

Yeah.

Dean

They're dead.

I'm sorry but the orders were very clear, you and Sam needed to be born. Your parents were just, uh, meant to be. [Starts singing A Match Made in Heaven. Dean punches him then turns around cradling his hand]

Dean

Son of a bitch. [Hear Cupid fleeing] Where is he? Where'd he go?

Castiel

I believe you upset him.

Dean

Upset him?

Sam

Dean, enough!

Dean

What?

Sam

You just punched a cupid!

Dean

I punched a dick!

Sam

Um... are we going to talk about what's been up with you lately or not?

Dean

Or not. [Storms out]

Castiel

What I don't understand is: where's your hunger Dean?

Dean

Huh?

Castiel

Well, slowly but surely, everyone in this town is falling prey to Famine, but so far you seem unaffected.

Dean

Hey, when I want to drink, I drink. When I want sex, I go get it. Same goes for a sandwich, or a fight.

Castiel

So you're saying you're just well adjusted?

Dean

God no. I'm just well fed.

Dean

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you like pies.

Dean

You got anymore ammo? I'm low...

Bobby

Yeah, we got plenty. Just run back past the zombies, it's in the van where we left it.

Dean

A simple no would have been fine.

Bobby

Kind of a tight fit, don't ya think.

Dean

It's alright. They're idiots. They can't pick a lock. [The lock starts to get picked.]

Bobby

Don't you ever get tired of being wrong?

Dean

I'm making this stuff up as I go. Sue me!

Bobby

She was the love of my life; how many times do I gotta kill her?

Bobby

You boys should know, Karen told me why Death was here.

Sam

What do you mean?

Bobby

I know why he took a stroll through a cemetery in the sticks of South Dakota. He came for me.

Dean

What do you mean you?

Bobby

Death came for me. He brought Karen back to send me a message.

Dean

You? Why you?

Bobby

Because I've been helping you, you sons of bitches. I'm one of the reasons you're still saying no to Lucifer, Sam.

Dean

So, this was like a hit on your life?

Bobby

I don't know if they wanted to take my life or... my spirit. Either way, they wanted me out of the way.

Sam

But you're going to be alright, right Bobby? [Bobby doesn't say anything]

Castiel

Dean!

Dean

Cas?

Castiel

[speaking through the Impala's radio] Yeah, it's me.

Dean

[opens the door and gets in the Impala] You gotta stop poking around in my dreams; I need some me time.

Castiel

Listen to me very closely. This isn't a dream.

Dean

Then what is it?

Castiel

Deep down, you already know.

Dean

I'm dead.

Castiel

Condolences.

Sam

Heaven?

Dean

Yeah.

Sam

OK, how are we in heaven?

Dean

All that clean living, I guess.

Sam

No, no... um. Okay, you, I get, sure. But me, maybe you haven't noticed but, um, I've done a few things.

Dean

You thought you were doing the right thing.

Sam

Last I checked, it wasn't the road to heaven that was paved with good intentions.

Dean

Yeah, well if this is the Skymall, it sucks. I mean, where's the triplets and the latex, you know? Come on, a guy has needs.

Sam

This was my first real Thanksgiving.

Dean

What are you talking about? We had Thanksgiving every year.

Sam

We had a bucket of extra crispy and Dad passed out on the couch.

Sam

Dad said they always had the perfect marriage.

Dean

It wasn't perfect until after she died.

Dean

Wait a minute, wait a minute. This... this is the night you ditched us for Stanford isn't it? This is your idea of heaven? Wow, this is like one of the worst nights of my life.

Sam

I can't control this stuff.

Dean

Seriously? This is a happy memory for you?

Sam

I don't know, I was on my own. I finally got away from Dad...

Dean

Yeah, he wasn't the only one you got away from.

Sam

Dean, I'm sorry. I-I just...

Dean

Yeah, I know, you didn't think of it like that.

Sam

Dean...

Dean

Come on, your heaven is somebody else's Thanksgiving. Okay? It's bailing on your family, what do you want me to say?

Sam

Man, I never got the crusts cut off my PB&J. I-I just don't look at family the way you do.

Dean

Yeah, but I'm your family...

Sam

I know.

Dean

We're supposed to be a team. It's supposed to be me and you against the world...

Sam

Dean... it is.

Dean

Is it?

Sam

[To Dean] No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90 percent of your personality.

Castiel

[appearing behind Sam, his voice flat and slurring] I got your message. It was long, your message. I find the sound of your voice grating.

Sam

What's wrong with you? Are you... drunk?

Castiel

No! [brief pause] Yes.

Sam

What the hell happened to you?

Castiel

I found a liquor store.

Sam

And?

Castiel

And I drank it. Why'd you call me? [stumbles before Sam catches him]'

Sam

Whoa, there you go. Easy. Are you OK?

Castiel

[beckons Sam over before speaking into his ear] Don't ask stupid questions. Tell me what you need.

Sam

There have been these... these demon attacks. Massive, right on the edge of town. And we can't figure out why they're--

Castiel

Any sign of angels?

Sam

Sort of. They've been speaking to this prophet.

Castiel

Who?

Sam

This girl, Leah Gideon.

Castiel

She's not a prophet.

Sam

I'm pretty sure she is. Visions, headaches, the whole package.

Castiel

The names of all the prophets, they're seared into my brain. Leah Gideon is not one of them.

Sam

Then what is she?

Dean

Well, what is she exactly?

Castiel

The whore.

Dean

Wow, Cas, tell us what you really think...