If this is my last day on earth, I do not want it to be socially awkward.
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I'm not gonna let you go to Hell, Dean!
Yes, you are! Yes, you are! I'm sorry! I mean this is all my fault. I know that. But what you're doing, it's not gonna save me. It's only gonna kill you.
Then what am I supposed to do?
Keep fighting. Take care of my wheels. Sam, remember what Dad taught you, okay? And remember what I taught you.
Surprise.
I, I don't...
Yeah, me neither. But here I am. [Suddenly, Bobby attacks Dean.] Bobby! Bobby! It's me!
My ass!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait! Your name is Robert Steven Singer. You became a hunter after your wife got possessed. You're about the closest thing I have to a father. Bobby. It's me. [Bobby attacks Dean again] I am not a shapeshifter!
Then you're a Revenant!
All right. If I was either, could I do this with a silver knife? [cuts his arm]
Dean?
That's what I've been trying to tell you.
[Bobby hugs Dean] It's... it's good to see you, boy.
Yeah, you too.
But... how did you bust out?
I don't know. I just, uh, I just woke up in a pine box...
[Suddenly, Bobby splashes holy water in Dean's face. Dean pauses, spits.]
I'm not a demon, either, you know.
Sorry. Can't be too careful.
But... that don't make a lick of sense.
Yeah. Yeah, you're preachin' to the choir.
Dean, your chest was ribbons, your insides were slop. And you've been buried four months. Even if you could slip out of Hell and back into your meat suit...
I know, I should look like a Thriller video reject.
What do you remember?
Not much. I remember I was a Hellhound's chew toy, and then lights out. Then I come to six feet under. That was it.
Right, take each other's hands. And I need to touch something our mystery monster touched.
Whoa. Well, he didn't touch me there.
[Laughs] My mistake.
FDFemale Demon
Dean, to hell and back. Aren't you a lucky duck?
That's me.
FDFemale Demon
So you get to just stroll out of the Pit, huh? Tell me, what makes you so special?
I like to think it's because of my perky nipples.
RRuby
So, million dollar question: you going to tell Dean about what we're doing?
Yeah, I just gotta figure out the right way to say it. Look, I just need time, okay? That's all.
RRuby
Sam, he's going to find out, and if it's not from you he's going to be pissed.
He's going to be pissed, anyway. I mean, he's so hardheaded about this psychic stuff he'll just try and stop me.
RRuby
Look. Maybe I'll just take a step back for a while.
Ruby, you...
RRuby
I mean, I'm not exactly in your brother's fan club. But he is your brother, and I'm not going to come between you.
I don't know if what I'm doing is right. Hell, I don't even know if I trust you.
RRuby
Thanks.
But what I do know is I'm saving people. And stopping demons. And that feels good. I want to keep going.
Who are you?
I'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from Perdition.
I mean, I've saved some people, okay? I figured that made up for the-for the stealing and the...and the ditching chicks. But why do I deserve to get saved? I'm just a regular guy.
Apparently, you're a regular guy that's important to the Man upstairs.
Well, that creeps me out. I mean, I don't like getting singled out at birthday parties, much less by... God.
Okay, well, too bad, Dean. Because I think He wants you to strap on your party hat.
Dean Winchester, still so bossy. You don't recognize me? This is what I looked like before that demon cut off my hair and dressed me like a slut.
Meg?
Hi! It's okay, I'm not a demon.
You're the girl the demon possessed.
Meg Masters. Nice to finally talk to you when I'm not, you know, choking on my own blood. It's okay. Seriously, I'm just a college girl... sorry, was. I was walking home one night and got jumped by all this smoke. Next thing you know, I'm a prisoner... in here. You know I was awake? I had to watch while she murdered people.
Sorry.
Oh, yeah, so sorry you had me thrown off a building.
Well, we thought...
No, you didn't think. I kept waiting, praying, I was trapped in there, screaming at you, "Just help me, please!" You're supposed to help people, Dean, why didn't you help me?
I'm sorry.
Stop saying you're sorry.
It wasn't just me, Dean. I had a sister. A little sister. She worshiped me You know how little siblings are, right? How they'll do anything for you. She was never the same after I disappeared. She just... she just got lost. And when my body was lying there in the morgue, beat up? Broken? Do you know what that did to her? She killed herself! Because of you, Dean! Because all you were thinking about was your family! Your revenge and your demons! 50 words of Latin a little sooner and I'd still be alive, my baby sister would still be alive!
See, this is why I can't get behind God.
What are you talking about?
If He doesn't exist, fine. Bad crap happens to good people. That's how it is. There's no rhyme or reason. Just random, horrible, evil. I get it, okay. I can roll with that. But if He is out there, what's wrong with Him? Where the hell is He while all these decent people are getting torn to shreds? How does He live with Himself? You know, why doesn't He help?
I ain't touching this one with at 10-foot pole.
Excellent job with the Witnesses.
You were hip to all this?
I was, um, made aware.
Well, thanks a lot for the angelic assistance. You know, I almost got my heart ripped out of my chest.
But you didn't.
I thought angels were supposed to be guardians. Fluffy wings, halos. You know, Michael Landon. Not dicks.
Read the Bible. Angels are warriors of God. I'm a soldier.
Yeah? Then, why didn't you fight?
I'm not here to perch on your shoulder. We had larger concerns.
Concerns? There were people getting torn to shreds down here! And, by the way, while all this is going on, where the hell is your Boss, huh, if there is a God?
There's a God.
I'm not convinced. 'Cause if there's a God, what the hell is He waiting for, huh? Genocide? Monsters roaming the earth? The freaking Apocalypse? At what point does He lift a damn finger and help the poor bastards that are stuck down here?
The Lord works...
If you say, "mysterious ways," so help me, I will kick your ass. So, Bobby was right... about the Witnesses... this is some kind of a... sign of the Apocalypse.
That's why we're here. Big things afoot.
Do I want to know what kind of things?
I sincerely doubt it, but you need to know. The Rising of the Witnesses is one of the 66 Seals.
Okay. I'm guessing that's not a show at Sea World.
Those Seals are being broken. By Lilith.
She did the spell. She rose the Witnesses.
Mm-hmm. And not just here. Twenty other hunters are dead.
Of course. She picked victims that the hunters couldn't save so that they would barrel right after us.
Lilith has a certain sense of humor.
Well, we put those spirits back to rest.
It doesn't matter. The Seal was broken.
Why break the Seal anyway?
You think of the Seals as locks on a door.
... Okay. Last one opens and...
Lucifer walks free.
Lucifer? But I thought Lucifer was just a story they told at demon Sunday school. There's no such thing.
Three days ago, you thought there was no such thing as me. Why do you think we're here walking among you now for the first time in 2,000 years?
To stop Lucifer.
That's why we've arrived.
Well... bang-up job so far. Stellar work with the Witnesses. That's nice.
We tried. There are other battles, other Seals. Some we'll win, some we'll lose. This one we lost. Our numbers are not unlimited. Six of my brothers died in the field this week. You think the armies of heaven should just follow you around? There's a bigger picture here. You should show me some respect. I dragged you out of hell. I can throw you back in.
What is this?
What does it look like?
Is it real?
Very.
Okay, so, what? Angels got their hands on some DeLoreans? How did I get here?
Time is fluid, Dean, it's not easy, but we can bend it on occasion.
Well, bend it back, or tell me what the hell I'm doing here!
I told you. You have to stop it.
Stop what? Huh? What, is there something nasty after my dad? [Dean turns as a car horn sounds. When he turns back Castiel is gone.] Oh, come on! What, are you allergic to straight answers, you son of a bitch?!
Sammy, wherever you are, Mom is a babe. I'm going to Hell. Again.
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