Supernatural quotes

Sam

I have visions. I see things before they happen.

Yeah. Me, too.

Yeah, and I can put thoughts into people's heads. Like, make them do stuff. Oh, but don't worry, I don't think it works on you guys. Oh, but get this, um, I've been practicing. Training my brain, like meditation. Right? So now, it's not just thoughts I can beam out, but images, too. Like, anything I want. It's just like: Bam! People, they see it. This one guy I know -- total dick, right? I used it on him: gay porn. All hours of the day. [laughs] It was just like... you should have seen the look on his face.

Salt is a weapon?

Sam

It's a brave new world.

(reading Dean's receipt) D. Hasselhoff?

Sam

Yeah. It's Dean's signature. It... It's hard to explain.

Dean

(to Sam as he's dying, seeing the wound) Look at me. It's not even that bad. It's not even that bad, alright? Sammy? Sam! Hey! Listen to me. We're going to patch you up, okay? You'll be as good as new. Huh? I'm gonna take care of you? I'm going to take care of you; I've got you, that's my job, right? Watch after my pain in the ass little brother. (realizes Sam is already dead) Sam? Sam? Sam?! Sammy?! No. No, no, no, no. Oh no come on. Oh God. (pulls Sam's body against his and yells) SAM!

Azazel

Howdy, Jake.

I - I'm dreaming, aren't I?

Azazel

I got a genius on my hands. Well congratulations, Jake, you're it. Last man standing. The American Idol. I have to admit, you weren't the horse I was bettin' on. But still, I gotta give it to you.

[scared] Go... to hell.

Azazel

Been there. Done that.

Dean

[to Sammy, before going to Crossroads] You know, when we were little, when you couldn't have been more than five, you'd just started asking questions. How come we didn't have a mom; why do we always have to move around; where'd Dad go.. when he'd take off for days at a time. I remember I begged you, quit askin' Sammy, man, you don't wanna know. I just wanted you to be a kid. Just for a little while longer. I always tried to protect you, keep you safe. Dad didn't even have to tell me. This was always my responsibility, you know. It's like, I had one job. I had one job. And I screwed it up. I blew it. And for that I'm sorry. I guess that's what I do. I let down the people I love. I let Dad down, and now I guess I'm just supposed to let you down too. How can I? How am I supposed to live with that? What am I supposed to do? Sammy... God... What am I supposed to do? [screams] What am I supposed to do?

Azazel

Tell me, you ever heard the expression "If a deal sounds too good to be true, it probably is"?

Dean

You call that deal good?

Azazel

Well, it's a better shake than your dad ever got. And you never wondered why. I'm surprised at you. I mean, you saw what your brother just did to Jake, right? I mean, that was pretty cold, wasn't it? How certain are you that what you brought back is 100% pure Sam? After everything you've been through, everything you've fought, you of all people should know that what's dead should stay dead. Anyway! Thanks a bunch. I knew I kept you alive for some reason. Until now, anyway. [about to kill Dean with the Colt] I couldn't have done it without your pathetic, self-loathing, self-destructive desire to sacrifice yourself for your family!

Sam

How long do you get?

Dean

One year. I get one year.

Sam

You shouldn't have done that. How could you do that?!

Dean

Don't get mad at me. Don't you do that. I had to. I had to look out for you. That's my job!

Sam

And what do you think my job is?

Dean

What?

Sam

You save my life! Over and over! I mean, you sacrifice everything for me! Don't you think I'd do the same for you? You're my big brother. There's nothing I wouldn't do for you.. And I don't care what it takes. I'm gonna get you out of this. Guess I gotta save your ass for a change.

Bobby

So, where's your brother?

Sam

Polling the electorate.

Bobby

What?

Sam

Never mind.

Bobby

So, we're eating bacon cheeseburgers for breakfast, are we?

Dean

Well, sold my soul. Got a year to live. I ain't sweatin' the cholesterol.

Bobby

You sure this is the right place?

Dean

No. But I spent all day canvassing this stupid town with this guy's stupid mug, and supposedly he drinks at this stupid bar...

Dean

Well, you look like Hell warmed over.

Bobby

You try exorcising all night, see how you feel.

Sam

Any survivors, Bobby?

Bobby

Well, the pretty girl and the heavy guy... they'll make it. A lifetime of therapy bills ahead, but still...

Sam

You're a hypocrite, Dean. How did you feel when Dad sold his soul for you? 'Cause I was there. I remember. You were twisted and broken. And now you go and do the same thing... to me. What you did was selfish.

Dean

Yeah. You're right. Was selfish. But I'm okay with that.

Sam

I'm not.

Dean

Tough. After everything I've done for this family, I think I'm entitled.

Sam

(trying to cover up his phone call) Oh, I was just ordering pizza.

Dean

Dude, you do realize that you're in a restaurant?

Sam

Yeah! Oh, yeah, yeah... (lamely) I just felt like pizza, y'know?

Dean

Okay... Weirdy McWeirderton.

Sam

So let me get this straight. You want to drive all the way to Cicero just to hook up with some random chick?

Dean

She was a yoga teacher. That was the bendiest weekend of my life!