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S1 E15Unfinished Business

They're saying the set's haunted.

Like Poltergeist?

It could be a poltergeist.

No, no, no, the movie Poltergeist... You know nothing of your cultural heritage, do you?

MMcG

Marty.

MMartin

Yo.

MMcG

What do you think?

MMartin

Not married to salt, what do you want? We still sticking with condiments?

MMcG

Just sounds different, not better. What else would a ghost be scared of?

WDWalter Dixon

Aww, ya gotta be kidding me.

MMartin

[Aside] What would a ghost be scared of? Maybe shotguns.

MMcG

K, that makes even less sense than salt.

You know, maybe the spirits are trying to shut down the movie 'cause they think it sucks. 'Cause, I mean, it kinda does.

Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?

Oh great, another guy who's seen Taxi Driver one too many times.

I said I wish I had a baseball. You know, like Steve McQueen.

Yeah? Well, I wish I had a bat. So I bash your freaking head in.

Okay. So much for the bonding in solitary moment.

RRandall

Why're you inside, kid?

'Cause I got an idiot for a brother.

RRandall

That'll do it.

Save room for dessert, Tiny, hehehe. Hey, I'd wanna ask you, 'cause I couldn't help but notice that you are two tons of fun. Just curious, is it like a thyroid problem or is this some deep seeded self-esteem issue? 'Cause you know, they're, uh, they're just donuts, they're not love.

Dean?

Sam.

What's going on?

I don't know. I don't know where I am.

What? What happened?

The Djinn, it.. it attacked me.

The Gin? You're drinking Gin?

PProfessor

Well, I don't think I've seen you in my class before.

Are you kiddn' me? I love your lectures. You... [thinks, grinning] ... you make learning fun.

How did I end up with such a cool chick?

CCarmen

I've just got low standards.

We don't? Well, we should. I mean, you're my brother.

You're my brother?

Yeah!

You know, that's what you said when you snaked my ATM card, or when you bailed on my graduation, or when you hooked up with Rachel Nayv.

Who?

Uh, my prom date. On prom night.

[under his breath] Yeah, that does kinda sound like me.

[to his Dad's grave] So go hunt the Djinn. It put you here, it could put you back. Your happiness for all those people's lives. No contest. Right? But why? Why is it my job to save these people? Why do I have to be some kind of hero? What about us, huh? What, Mom's not supposed to live her life, Sammy's not supposed to get married. Why do we have to sacrifice everything, Dad? It's [long pause] yeah... [walks away]

Don't forget the extra onions this time, hmm?

Dude, I'm the one who's gonna have to ride in the car with your extra onions.

Hey, see if they've got any pie. Bring me some pie! Love me some pie.

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