TV show quotes
My God, you are attractive!
Thanks. But no time for that now. You need to tell me about this urban legend. Please? Lives are at stake.
[staring at Dean] I'm sorry, I just... I can't even concentrate. It's like staring... into the sun.
You're bickering like an old married couple.
No, see, married couples can get divorced. Me and him? We're like, uh, Siamese twins.
[angry] It's conjoined twins.
See what I mean?
Dude... were you on my computer?
No.
Oh really? 'Cause it's frozen now, on, uh, bustyasianbeauties.com? [Dean says nothing] Dean! Would you just –- don't touch my stuff anymore, okay?
Why don't you control your OCD?
Dude, you know something? I put up with a lot from you.
What are you talking about? I'm a joy to be around!
Yeah? Your dirty socks in the sink? Your food in the 'fridge?
What's wrong with my food?
It's not food any more, Dean! It's Darwinism!
[to himself] I like it.
Isn't this argument a little archaic? Men can ask directions these days.
No we can't. It's against our genetic code.
Did he look like he... lost a fight with a lawnmower?
How did you know that?
Lucky guess.
I don't understand how a guy like this can turn into that monster.
Well, spirits like Greely are, uh, like wounded animals. Lost... in so much pain they... they lash out.
Why? Why are they here?
There's some part of them that... that's keeping them here. Like their remains, or, um, unfinished business.
Unfinished business?
Yeah, uh, it could be revenge. It could be, uh, love, or hate. Whatever it is, they just hold on too tight. Can't let go. So they're trapped. Caught in the same loops. Replaying the same tragedies over and over.
You sound almost sorry for them.
Well, they weren't evil people, you know. A lot of them were good, just something happened to 'em. Something they couldn't control.
Sammy's always gettin' a little J. Love Hewitt when it comes to this. Me, I don't like 'em. And I'm sure as hell ain't makin' apologies for 'em.
Guess that's why we all hold onto life so hard... Even the dead... We're all just scared of the unknown.
I guess she wasn't so bad. For a ghost. You think she's really going to a better place?
I hope so.
I guess we'll never know. Not until we take the plunge ourselves, huh?
It doesn't really matter, Dean. Hope's kind of the whole point.
Well alright, Haley Joel, let's hit the road.
And the lunar cycles?
Uh-huh. Yeah, month after month all the murders happen in the week leading up to the full moon.
Which is this week, right?
Hence the lawyer.
Awesome.
Dean, could you be a bigger geek about this?
I'm sorry man, but what about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by moonlight don't you understand? I mean, werewolves are badass. We haven't seen one since we were kids.
Okay, Sparky. And you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland!
[Sam and Dean are checking Madison's boyfriend's apartment]
Anything?
Nah, nothin' but leftovers and a six-pack.
Check the freezer. Maybe there's some human hearts behind the Häagen-Dazs or something.
You go after the creepy ex. I'm gonna hang here with the hot chick.
Dude, why do you get always get to hang out with the girls?
Because I'm older.
No, screw that. We settle this the old fashion way. [They do rock, paper, scissors. Dean chooses scissors and loses.] Dean, always with the scissors.
Shut up, shut up. Two out of three! [They do rock paper scissors again and Dean chooses scissors and loses again.]
[Sam and Madison have just finished watching a few episodes of All My Children, which Sam seems to be enthralled with]
Wait, so, so Kendall married Ethan's father just to get back at him?
Yup and now she's set to inherit all the casinos that were supposed to go to Ethan.
What a bitch!
She says she has no idea what I'm talking about.
She's lying.
Or maybe she really doesn't know she's changing, you know? Maybe... maybe when the creature takes over, she blacks out.
Like a really hot Incredible Hulk. Come on dude, she ganked her boss and her ex-boyfriend. That doesn't sound rash and unconscious.
Yeah, but what if it was Dean? I mean, what if some animal part of her brain saw both those guys as threats? Hell the cop, too.
What are you the dog whisperer now?
Sammy, check it out. It's Matt Damon.
Yeah, pretty sure that's not Matt Damon.
No, it is.
Well, Matt Damon just picked up a broom and started sweeping.
Yeah, well he's probably researching a role or something.
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