Hey, Mark. Great to see you. Come on in. I caught the show this morning.
Oh, great. Thanks. Uh, where's Cyd?
She's out on a thing, but she's-- she thought it would be great for us to check in, and I'm su-- I'm a big fan.
Thank you. Thanks. Uh, so Karyn tells me, uh, you want the full colonoscopy, huh?
Oh, dude. No, no. We both know, I think, how dumb these things are. You know how it is. It's just due diligence with all the turbulence, and, can I just-- just need to check a few boxes.
Sure, sure. Thank you for the show of faith.
No, no. No-- No problem. Okay, right. [inhales] Okay, so this is embarrassing, but, um, just for the record, and just so we have it, um... You are not, and have never been a member of the Nazi Party of the United States, have you?
Come on, Tom. You serious?
[Tom gestures to the manila folder with an awkward expression]
Nope.
Thank you. Sorry to have to even ask. Uh, bu-bu-bu-bu-bah... And-- Oh, yes, the Hitler dog thing?
Okay, the dog thing's bullshit.
Great. Great. I thought so.
Different spelling.
Okay. Different spelling?
Yeah.
Okay. Uh, and this other one that came up, just to fend this off, have you ever read Mein Kampf?
Uh... Yeah, couple of times, I guess.
Couple times? Are there Easter eggs in there you didn't get the first time? [laughs]
[laughs] Look, I'm-- I'm just-- I'm interested in that period of history, Tom. Okay? I skimmed it.
Skimmed. Yeah. Thank you. And, um-- And what, specifically, do you find interesting about that period of history?
The scale. The tragedy.
Hell yeah. Yeah. Which tragedy, sp-- specifically?
Europe decimated. [scoffs] Seven million Germans, twenty million Russians, five million Poles.
Yeah. Just-- Just checking the till here, Mark, and it seems you're short a few million.
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