Dr. Zorders
Jerri, I have some bad news. You have syphilis.
Jerri
No!
Dr. Zorders
Not only that, it appears your syphilis is infested with crabs that are carrying gonorrhea. Don't you use condoms?
Jerri
Look, doc, I go all natural. That's why my prices are so high.
Dr. Zorders
That's pretty irresponsible. But, thanks to Penicillin, there's no need to act responsible. Penicillin is nature's condom!
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