You should have told me she was having trouble!
Well I didn't know they were gonna be here, Mike.
Yeah, but you knew she was having trouble for like, a year, and you didn't tell me.
I- I didn't know she was lying to you.
Which is why you decided to be a douche to her all day?
I wasn't being a douche!
You were! You were! You were rolling your eyes, you were- you were moping! You were barely talking, you basically sabotaged the whole day!
Well she was lying to you, Mike! Straight to your face ever since you got here! And- and I've been a total third wheel all day, it's been miserable. So sorry if I wasn't- wasn't smiling.
Yeah, whatever, man. [Begins walking away]
Well what about us?
[Turns back around to face him] What?
Well you're mad that I didn't talk to you? Seems like you made it super clear that you're not interested in anything I have to say.
That's just not true.
You called maybe a couple times. It's been a year, Mike. Meanwhile, El has like, a book of letters from you.
That's because she's my girlfriend, Will!
And us?
We're friends! We're friends.
Well we used to be best friends!
[Sighs] Well then, maybe you should have reached out more, I don't know. Why is this on me? Why am I the bad guy? [Will doesn't respond]
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