And then there's Heidi tomorrow night, but the problem with Heidi is that she's going out of state for college. So it's like, do I really want to start another relationship that has no point other than sex? I mean, I just- I don't know, does that make sense to you? [Turns to Robin who's putting on mascara in the seat next to him] Robin! Are you listening to me?
Um yes, I'm- I'm listening-
What did I just say? What did I just say to you?
You said something about sex with-with Linda.
NO! I'm talking about Heidi!
Cut me some slack, please! [Steve sighs] Your love life is one of labyrinthian complexity, and it is seven in the morning and we have to go to this stupid pep rally, and I woke up looking like a total corpse!
Oh, you're worried about a basketball pep rally, you expect me to believe that?
Yeah, so?
SO we both know what this is about, okay? I'm not buying that bullshit, this is about Vickie.
Absolutely not.
Yes it is! And you know what else I think?
Uh, I really don't care what you think-
I think you gotta stop pretending to be someone else when you're around her, okay? You just gotta be yourself.
You're literally quoting me to me, you do realize that?
Well, maybe you need to listen to yourself, you ever think about that, smarty-pants? I listened to you and now look at me. Boom, back in business.
It's not the same thing.
Well-
You ask out a girl and she says no; big deal, nothing happens. Maybe your ego's a little bruised, but I ask out the wrong girl, and bam, I'm a town pariah.
Yeah I'd buy that, except Vickie is definitely not the wrong girl.
We just don't know that, do we?
She returned "Fast Times" paused at fifty-three minutes, five seconds. Do you know who pauses "Fast Times" at fifty-three minutes, five seconds? People who like boobies, Robin! Boobies!
Ew, gross! Don't say "boobies!"
It's not a big deal, okay? I like boobies, you like boobies! Vickie likes boobies, definitely! [Robin shakes her head] It's boobies! [Shrugs. Robin rolls her eyes]
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