So what do you think?
About?
This girl.
She sounds awesome.
She is awesome. And what about the guy?
I think he's on drugs, and he's not thinking straight.
Really? Cause I think he's thinking a lot more clearly than usual.
He's not. Look, he doesn't even know this girl. And if he did know her, like, really know her, I don't think he'd even wanna be her friend.
Robin, that's not true, no way is that true.
Listen to me, Steve. It shocked me to my core, but I like you. I really like you. But I am not like your other friends, and I am not like Nancy Wheeler.
Robin, that's exactly what I like about you.
Do you remember what I said about Click's class? About me being jealous and, like, obsessed?
Yeah.
It isn't because I had a crush on you. It's because she wouldn't stop staring at you.
Mrs. Click?
[Robin laughs to herself]
Tammy Thompson. I wanted her to look at me. But she couldn't pull her eyes away from you and your stupid hair. And I didn't understand, because you would get bagel crumbs all over the floor. And you asked dumb questions. And you were a douchebag. And-and you didn't even like her and I would go home and just scream into my pillow.
But Tammy Thompson's a girl.
[Softly] Steve.
Yeah? [He sees Robin's expression] Oh. Oh. Holy shit.
Yeah. Holy shit. [She looks down nervously as Steve processes the information] Steve, you OD over there?
Nah I'm just, I'm just thinking.
[quietly] Okay.
I mean, yeah. Tammy Thompson, y'know, she's cute and all but, I mean... she's a total dud.
She is not.
Yes she is. She wants to be like a singer, she wants to move to like, Nashville and shit.
She has dreams.
She can't even hold a tune. I mean, she's practically tone deaf, have you heard her? [Robin rolls her eyes, amused] All the time- [starts singing “Total Eclipse of the Heart”] you see me now tonight, you see me-
She does not sound like that.
She sounds exactly like that. That's a great impersonation of her.
No, she does not sound like that. You sound like a Muppet.
She sounds like a Muppet! She sounds like a Muppet giving birth! [Robin bursts out laughing; Steve starts singing like Kermit] And if you can hold me tight,
You'll be holding on, forever!
Exactly!
I know! [They both continue laughing uncontrollably]
[Dustin and Erica burst into the room]
Okay, what the hell? [Steve and Robin look at each other and start laughing again]
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