Alright, so let me get this straight: you kept something that you knew was probably dangerous in order impress a girl? Who, you you just met?
Alright, that's grossly oversimplifying things
I mean, why would a girl like some nasty slug, anyway?
An inter-dimensional slug?! Because it's awesome.
Well, even if she thought it was cool, which she didn't, I- I just... I don't know, I just feel like you're trying way too hard, man.
Well, not everyone can have your perfect hair, alright?!
It's not about the hair, man. The key with girls is just... acting like you don't care.
Even if you do?
Yeah, exactly. Drives 'em nuts.
Then what?
You just wait, until uh... until you feel it. [Elbows him]
Feel what?
It's like before it's gonna storm, you know? You can't see it, but you can feel it, this, uh... electricity, you know?
Oh, like in the electromagnetic field, with the clouds in the atmosphere-
No, no, no, no, no. Like a, like a sexual electricity.
Oh.
You feel that, and then you make your move.
So that's when you kiss her?
No, whoa, whoa! Slow down, Romeo.
Sorry.
Sure, okay, some girls... yeah, they want you to be aggressive, you know? Strong, hot and heavy, like a... I don't know, like a lion. But others, you gotta be slow, you gotta be stealthy. Like a... like a ninja.
What type is Nancy?
[Shortly] Nancy's different. She's different than the other girls.
Yeah, she seems pretty special, I guess.
Yeah. Yeah, she is.
But... this girl's special too, you know? It's just, like... something about her.
Whoa whoa whoa, hey. You're not falling in love with this girl, are you?
No, no.
Okay, good. Don't.
I won't.
She's only gonna break your heart, and you're way too young for that shit.
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