[Jack and Victor are stood at a bus stop; we see a middle-aged man and his mother walk towards the bus stop, carrying bags of shopping]
Freezin', eh, Ma?
Oh, aye, Martin.
I cannae wait to get up the road, eh, Ma?
Neither can I, Martin.
Aye, with some soup when we get in, and then we can have a cup of tea with some snowballs, eh, Ma?
I didnae get any snowballs, Martin.
Nae snowballs?!
Naw.
You stupid... auld... cow!
Relax, Martin, you've got an empire biscuit.
I'm no' wantin' an empire biscuit, I'm wantin' a snowball!
TAXI!
[We see a passing taxi, which Jack and Victor get into]
Maybe if you have a jobby, Martin, your ma can wipe your arse for ye, Martin!
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