[Jack and Victor are visiting their respective wives' graves]
You're a creepy bastard!
How?
Talking to Betty like that, as if she were still alive. "Oh, I might be getting back on the road again!"
What's wrong with that? You're the creepy bastard!
And how would that be?
Standing there in silence, all remorseful. "Oh, look at me mourning!"
Better than talking to the bloody deid, in't it? It's no' just that. You leave a wee gap, as if she's gonnae answer, as if she's still here.
She is still here, in my heart!
Birthday caird pish!
[Talks to his wife's grave] Ignore him, my sweet. We'll soon be together.
[Mutters] Jesus!
What's that? Well put, yes. He is an arsehole!
Shut up!
What's the matter with you? This is how it's gonnae be, Jack. Me and my beloved, lying out together!
Aye! Two old skeletons, holding their bony hands together with just your wee wedding rings hanging off your scraggy knuckles!
Comes to us all! In fact, have a wee lie down, enjoy the view!
What view? You'll be deid! You'll see hee-haw! Your eye sockets'll be full of beasties!
[Laughs heartily] Ach, I'm only winding you up!
Aye, well...
Come on. [Addresses Betty's grave] Cheery-bye, Betty, my darling!
[Both walk out of shot, then Jack walks back to Betty's grave]
Call me an arsehole, Betty!
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