Good morning, Doctor
(Speaks to pretend intercom) Hold all calls, Linda.
Linda?
I had to let Agnes go, she was an arsehole.
That's a bloody liberty that, I liked that woman, she was almost ready for retirement.
Too bad, I call the shots, and she's sacked. Now what is wrong with you?
I'm depressed...
And how is this depression manifesting itself?
I cannot be arsed with anything or anybody.
Well, it sounds like you're depressed, but I am afraid I cannae help ye.
How?
'Cause I just gied the last o' ma tablets to a lovely big fella called Victor McDade!
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