Before I start my very... uh, thought-out defense, I'd like to remind the court that Rose Quartz did turn herself in.
The court remembers, and the court does not care.
Uh, of course! Uh, in-innocent! Uh, the word innocent can mean, oh- many different things.
I did it!
Wha… What, what?! Stop!
No! I want to hear what she has to say.
[muffled] Get us out of here, Steven!
[Steven is elevated up to the Diamonds' height]
State your name for the record, please.
I, um… I am Rose Quartz… and I'm guilty.
Wait! No, don't say that!
Everything you guys said I did, I did. And I did it by myself. I'm sorry. I'll accept any punishment you want to give me. [points down to Lars] Just let him go! And leave the Earth alone.
Ha! Sounds like a solid confession to me.
How? How did you do it? How did you shatter Pink Diamond?
[nervously] Um, well…I did it on Earth in front of Pink Diamond's palanquin. I was probably like "Stop!" And she was all like, "No!" So we fought -- I think. And she probably did some cool moves. I probably did some cool stuff, too, some jump-kicks and stuff. But I was most likely deeply conflicted about deciding to shatter her. Definitely crying. I probably had to use the Breaking Point to do it.
It was a sword! [covers her eyes, crying and a blue light fills the room, making everyone except Lars tear up] You… shattered her…with a sword! [starts sobbing]
[walks up and comforts Blue; coldly to Steven] That's quite enough testimony from you! We shall take a short recess.
[Back in the Waiting Room…]
What are you saying in there?! "Maybe" this, "probably" that! Oh, what do you mean, probably?!
Look I just... I don't actually know how it happened, okay?
You don't know?!
I...
[grabs Steven by the shirt collar and picks him up] Don't tumble my rocks! Both our gems are on the line! Did you do this or not?!
It was me, alright! [Defense Zircon let's go of his shirt and drops him] Rose Quartz did it, and I've got her gem, so I'm the one who's got to pay for this.
You don't know how it happened. [Steven shakes his head] I get it. There's a reason they want you to explain how you did it.
Huh?
It's because it doesn't make sense!
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