[Greg talks to his long-distant cousin Andy after telling him Rose is no longer with us]
These people are... sorta like her family, so... I offered to let these two stay in the barn.
Yeah? Oh, well, that was real nice of ya. But the barn's for the DeMayo family!
What's a DeMayo? [Andy looks shocked at him]
Andy DeMayo, Greg DeMayo, Steven DeMayo. We're the DeMayos.
Actually, we're, um... the Universes now. [Andy is shocked and enraged]
You space walnut! You didn't even keep the family name, but you're goin' around givin' family property out like candy on... some kind of... candy-giving-out holiday?!
You're telling me "Universe" isn't a real last name?!
It is a real name! I had it changed! Andy, look, they just really needed a place. They're alien refugees from space and—
They're illegal aliens?! Wh... You couldn't even marry an American?!
What does that matter?!
[to himself] DeMayo's a much cooler name than plain old Universe.
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