Oh, hey, it's just me, Pizza Steve—just the coolest and tastiest Steve who ever lived.
Hi, Pizza Steve! I'm a Steve too. Steven Universe.
Ste-ven Universe... [pops out on top of Steven's hair] Come on, Uncle G. I've got two rules: no more than 40 or 50 vans and only one Steve allowed!
Yeah, but this Steven is special.
Yeah. He's a Crystal Gem.
Good mornin Mr. Gus.
What's up, Uncle Grandpa?
Whoa Mr. Gus! How do you know about me?
I have a comprehensive knowledge of all magical denizens of the multiverse. I know all about the Crystal Gems. Come on, man, check this out. I even made my own Gemsona. [shows art of "Mr. Gusite"] My gem is on my tail and my weapon is a frying pan.
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