[entering the lighthouse] You're ready for what I've found... the cause of Beach City's paranormal activity.
Wait, what?
Welcome to my office. Go that way. [Steven walks in that direction] Welcome... to the truth.
[Steven then sees a large board with several newspaper clips and "Snake People" written in large letters on it]
"Snake People"?!
Snake People, or "Sneeple", control our government at the highest level. Look. [shows a dollar bill] The snake represents their hold on our country. The diamond represents their underground mines, or their sharp teeth... th-the details aren't important. They pit us mammals against each other with elections, sports, and anime message boards. We spend so much time fighting over dubs or subs that we miss the big picture!
..What's that?
That the world is under their control.
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