Greg and Steven in “Unfinished Business”

Greg

You know, before I ran the car wash, when I was a one-man band, I traveled the whole country.

Steven

I know, Dad!

Greg

When I came to play a concert here in Beach City, no one showed up except—

Steven

An alligator!

Greg

No, it was your mother!

Steven

[laughs] I know!

Greg

And we were always together after that. Until she gave up her physical form to bring you into the world. [Steven's knee breaks a frame of Greg and a beautiful pink-haired woman] I don't know what a magic lady like her ever saw in a plain old dope like me.

Steven

[gasps] Uh, Dad? I broke a photo!

Greg

S'okay, buddy. If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs! [inside, a bright glow shines on Steven]

Steven

Huh? [sees a glowing pink cannon-shaped object] The light cannon!