Static Shock Season 1 quotes

Man, the city's stopped. Not even the cops can get through.

Maybe that's the idea. (Backpack beeps) Backpack got something?

He's sensing increased abnormal transformations of base compounds on a molecular level.

In english.

Nanites.

That's english?

Looks like we're closing in on our 'ghost'.

What does a ghost need with an Mp3 player?

Well, for one thing, CDs are too bulky.

That was embarrassing.

I won't tell anybody if you won't.

(to Eddie) Remember me? Virgil?

Yes, 'the vinegar-and-baking-soda-bomber'.

Heh. That stuff pretty much washed out, didn't it?

Yeah, I'm on spring break from college. I graduated high school early 'cause, you know, I'm a genius.

We know, man, we were there.

(to Gear) We've got a problem.

Don't worry, S-man. We can take this guy.

Uh huh. Why don't you put this back on? (holds up Gear's helmet)

Ah!

(to Gear) I don't suppose you have a pair of scissors?

(Backpack's gadgets come into view on multible robotic arms, including a fork and a comb) ...No.

Please! I don't know how to fly this!

(taking hold of the controls) Not to worry. I've logged over two-hundred hours in an F-15.

You have?

Well, on my gamestation flight simulator. (Engine suddenly explodes) But that never happens!

I'm going to try to land on Woodward Avenue.

There are cars down there!

I know. This thing got a horn?

So, how'd I do?

Isn't that your Dad's car?

Heh, got ya.

He's gone completely out of sync with our time. He's trapped in his own warp.

What do we do?

I don't think there's anything we can do except call the cops.

Well, they won't have to hurry. By the time he gets to the end of the block, it'll be Christmas.

What I lack in maturity, I make up for in immaturity.

Tarmack

You'd better run, 'cause I'm Tarmack, a living chunk of the biggest, baddest road you'll ever drive on... and the road is hard.

Tarmack

Your security's useless, Alva. Ya shoulda hired a bouncer.

Now there's an entrance line if I ever heard one!

Looks like 'Asphalt Man's one tough road to hoe.

Tarmack

Hey! The name's Tarmack!

What kind of a name is 'Thumb-Tack'?

No, no, man, he said 'Knick-Knack'.

'Fat-Back'?

I think it was 'Rat-Pack'.

Oh, 'Short-Stack'.