Star Wars: The Clone Wars · Season 1
[about the pirates] They're planet-hopping thieves looking for a quick score. They have no interest in picking a fight with Jedi.
They are devious and deceitful and most importantly, stupid.
It's a wonder you don't get along with them, Dooku. You have so much in common.
You underestimate them at your own peril, Kenobi.
Hurry it up, Dooku.
You should be more patient, Master. After all, the Count is an elderly gentleman and doesn't move like he used to.
I suppose you're right.
I would kill you both right now if I did not have to drag your bodies.
We do know where we're going, don't we?
Hush, Anakin. [to Count Dooku] Do we know where we're going?
So what now, Jedi? You're going to arrest me?
No. Anakin, release him.
What?
Captain, you have nothing we want, and since we're not prisoners anymore, you have no bargaining power.
What? Yousa was in bombad trouble? Mesa rescued you!
No, Jar Jar. We weren't in any trouble.
Jedi! After everything, you're just going to walk away?
We have no quarrel with you, and we seek no revenge.
Indeed. Very honorable, Master Jedi.
Oh, Captain, you will find that Count Dooku does not share our sense of honor... and he knows where you live.
It's bad enough that we have to be in the same cell, but could you at least spare me the sound of your constant chatter?
And while I hold my tongue, the two of you will devise a brilliant strategy for getting off this Godforsaken planet?
[in unison] Yes.
Excellent.
[as Count Dooku is using the Force to hover a plate of food with a knife on it to him] Don't you think our priority should be escape first, eat second?
[To Obi-Wan] Do control your protege's insolence so I can concentrate.
Anakin.
What?
Control your insolence. The Count is concentrating.
[after getting recaptured by the pirates when their escape didn't work] What were we thinking? Following a Sith lord.
[hanging off the edge of a wall with Obi-Wan and Dooku hanging beneath him] This is not going well.
Don't let them get away!
[Dooku's line breaks and Obi-Wan hangs upside down to grab him, putting more weight on Anakin] What are you guys doing? You're too heavy. I can't... do it. Drop Dooku!
I think it's time to lose some dead weight. [steps menacingly towards Count Dooku but Obi-Wan stops him]
Anakin.
[Obi-Wan and Anakin are hanging by their wrists about to be tortured] That can't be right.
Are you calling me a liar?
Uh, isn't that kind of what you do for a living?
You reject my hospitality, refuse to wait in your cell, and now you're going to INSULT ME?!
I'm just saying.
Anakin.
What? He is a pirate.
Yes, but this may not be the best time for you to speak.
But you--
At all, Anakin.
[after the power went out when he was electrocuting Anakin and Obi-Wan] What happened to the power? I was having fun!
We are peacekeepers. We are Jedi from the Galactic Republic. Our ship crashed a few miles away, and one of us is very badly injured. We need your help.
Violence breeds violence. Jedi are no peacekeepers.
We're fighting for freedom.
And freedom and peace require fear and death? We colonized this system to find solace from your wretched war. We came here to find peace. You must leave. You will only destroy what small amount of peace is left in the galaxy. You will only bring the destruction of us.
I'm sure you are aware that the Jedi did not initiate the Clone Wars, Our only intention is to end it and restore peace to our galaxy.
What difference does it make who started the war and who only wants to end it? No side is free of fault. It takes two to fight.
But isn't liberty worth fighting for?
But is it worth killing for? Fighting for something doesn't necessarily mean you have to destroy everything in your path. Only when you lay down your arms and pursue a course of nonviolence can you make this claim to me that the Jedi are peacekeepers.
[About Anakin Skywalker] I'm just glad he wasn't awake to see that landing!
He would've been proud.
I've certainly perfected the art of demolishing ships and almost getting my master killed.
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