Nu'Daq quotes from Star Trek: The Next Generation

Nu'Daq

What?! You incompetent toppa'

Data

You are attempting to bribe me.

Nu'Daq

N-Not at all.

Data

You suggested a plan that would work to your advantage. One that I would be capable of executing. You then implied a reward. Clearly you were...

Nu'Daq

Commander..., never mind.

He's right. For all we know, this might just be a recipe for biscuits!

Nu'Daq

BISCUITS?! If that is what you believe, then go back to Cardassia. I will send you my mother's recipe.

Nu'Daq

That's all?! If she were not dead, I would kill her.

The very notion that a Cardassian could have anything in common with a Klingon... it turns my stomach.