Reginald Barclay quotes from Star Trek: The Next Generation

Delete all programs filed under 'Reginald Barclay'...(the computer gives audio acknowledgement, and then he grins slyly)...except program 9.

I perceive the entire universe as a single equation and it's so simple.

I mean I am the guy who writes down things to remember to say when there is a party. And then when he finally gets there he winds up alone, in the corner, trying to look... comfortable examining a potted plant.

Geordi La Forge

You're just shy.

Sounds as if it's nothing serious, doesn't it? You can't know.

G sub I, J of t as t approaches infinity.

G of t over G naught.

So it is, so it is.

I still don't see how you're going to incorporate quantum principle into general relativity without adjusting the cosmological constant a lot more than you're doing here.

If we increase the value as you suggest, we must face the possibility of twenty six dimensions, instead of ten.

I don't think I could deal with that.

I certainly could not.

If the semiset curved into the subatomic, the infinities might cancel each other out.

Gruss Gott. They just might.

We had a meeting at oh seven hundred.

I'm sorry, Commander. Thank you, Professor. End programme

"You just spent the entire night arguing grand unification theories with Albert Einstein!"

Computer. Begin new program. Create as follows. Work station chair. Now, create a standard alphanumeric console positioned for the left hand. Now an iconic display console positioned for the right hand. Tie both consoles into the Enterprise main computer core utilizing neural scan interface.

There is no such device on file.

No problem; here's how you build it.

May I? (moves a piece) Checkmate in nine moves.

I didn't know you play chess.

I don't…

Geordi La Forge

Barclay, I'm gonna need a systems engineer on this away team.

I'll, I'll ask Ensign Dern to join you.

La Forge

I meant you, Barclay!