Geordi La Forge quotes from Star Trek: The Next Generation

La Forge

[after yawning] Oh, excuse me.

Riker

I know the feeling.

La Forge

Good morning.

Riker

Morning?! I just went to bed!

La Forge

Commander, it's 0700 hours.

La Forge

I've been in this room before.

Riker

We've all been here before.

Geordi La Forge

Everything was normal and then, suddenly it's like the laws of physics went right out the window.

Q

And why shouldn't they? They're so inconvenient.

Jean-Luc Picard

Dr. Fesbinder gave an hour long dissertation on the ionization of warp nacelles before he realized that the topic was supposed to be psychology.

Geordi La Forge

Why didn't anybody tell him?

Jean-Luc Picard

There was no opportunity. There was no pause. (droning) He-just-kept-talking-in-one-long-incredibly-unbroken-sentence, moving-from-topic-to-topic-so-that-no-one-had-the-chance-to-interrupt, it-was-really-quite-hypnotic.

Data

I suppose I must accept that possibility. It may be that Spot lacks the intelligence necessary to learn the appropriate responses to my commands.

Data

Mmm?

Data

Ah.

Geordi La Forge

I don't know about Spot, but it seems to me your training is coming along just fine. Let's go.

Geordi

[In distance] Captain Picard to the bridge. Captain we've got a problem with the warp core, or the phase inducers, or some other damn thing.

Picard

Geordi!

If you're really his friend you'll get him to take that gray out of his hair.

Data

Jessel...

Looks like a bloody skunk.

Data

She can be frightfull trying at times, but, she does make me laugh.

Geordi

Data, what is it with the hair anyway?

Data

I've found that a touch of gray adds an air of distinction.

Picard

You say this is Earl Grey, I'd swear that it was Darjeeling.

Hmm.