Oh, Dr. Craig.
What is it, Ehrlich?
I've got a problem.
Only one, huh? After your haphazard, clumsy, inexcusable performance in the OR today, I'm convinced that you may be here in body, but your mush brains are still on vacation.
Fine, well Dr. Swayles...
Who?
Exactly! He's got admitting privileges here, and I've been assigned one of his patients. You know, I've tried to reach him without any luck. Mrs. Sado's conditioning is deteriorating, and I've got to change her meds fast.
Then do it!
I can't change his orders. He's an attending and I'm only a resident.
You're also a moron. When a human life is in the balance, protocol goes out the window. Do I make myself understood?
Yes, sir.
And Ehrlich, I appreciate the fact that you don't wear shorts.
My legs, sir, never.
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