“The Count” quotes from St. Elsewhere

If you act with authority, people will tell you anything.

Your pool was paid for by Crestline, the same corporation that makes the pacemakers that you use exclusively.

That's right.

Well now, that might not be a felony, Larry, but at the very least it's a conflict of interest and I know it's more than that. It's a bribe, Larry. So I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to go after you with everything that I've got. It may take day or a month or a year but I'm going to get you unless you save me the trouble.

And...?

Get out of my hospital.

Dr. Fiscus

Any communicable diseases?

What would you like?