I’m just saying what everyone thinking -- Black people make Chinese food for a living. It’s one hell of a world, ain’t it?
No one’s thinking that! You’re out of touch, you weirdo! Ow, ow!
Hey, Sheriff, do that there funny joke where you blow your face off. That’s a good ’un!
No, my craniofacial surgeon told me I should phase out that of my set. So I guess y’all just got served!
DDenny
[with a hole in his mug, coffee falls out of his mug, and his blood comes out of his body] Stop using your firearm as a microphone. Damn, I ain't even playing now. [Falls over]
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