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S1 E15

Squidbillies · Season 1, Episode 15

Sheriff, Granny Cuyler and others in “Unfinished Business”

I’m just saying what everyone thinking -- Black people make Chinese food for a living. It’s one hell of a world, ain’t it?

No one’s thinking that! You’re out of touch, you weirdo! Ow, ow!

Hey, Sheriff, do that there funny joke where you blow your face off. That’s a good ’un!

No, my craniofacial surgeon told me I should phase out that of my set. So I guess y’all just got served!

DDenny

[with a hole in his mug, coffee falls out of his mug, and his blood comes out of his body] Stop using your firearm as a microphone. Damn, I ain't even playing now. [Falls over]

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