Santa, Elf and others in “Unfinished Business”

Okay, this is Big Crimson Daddy. Stop production on all sex toys immediately.

We're... everything?

Uh... I could maybe fold the anal beads team into yo-yos, but... but no vibrators.

Can't we just call them "back massagers"?

No... yes. Yes, we can make that work. I'll call Sharper Image.

What about these, Santa?

The Kalishnakovs? With the Drum-Triber air sight and the fixed stock... oh, God, that's a nice weapon... uh... let me hold off on that one.