I'm gonna own you all, just like I own this little bitch here! Come on. Come to daddy.
Wait a minute, now. I thought you said this was free. I didn't have to do nuthin' for it.
Listen to the little whiny bitch. Boy, he's really gonna hate it when he gets to Hell.
I don't wanna go to hell! Come on, do something, Daddy!
You know, it's actually not much worse than your current situation. I mean, yeah, we have really high taxes, but hey, you earn real money at least. I mean, we do have jobs down there. It's not everything you hear.
Oh, really?
Hahaha, no! You are raped by fire all day! And the days are longer down there! Oh, there's plenty to drink. You know what you drink? FIRE, motherstuffer, that's what! Dinner? That's a root that makes you thirsty for more flippin' fire! You understand? It's ridiculous what I've set up down there!
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