Santa and Early in “Unfinished Business”

What could you possibly want from me?

Oh, I think you know what I want, Santy Claus.

Cuyler, it's impossible...

I only ever asked ya for one thing.

I just...I can't do it.

(jumping onto Santa's beard) Damn it, I been a good boy! Now how many years I gotta wait? I want me the greatest gift of all!

I won't bring you the still-beating heart of Jeff Gordon! All right? I've said it!

Well...Nicholas, I'm disappointed. We'll do it this way--Russell, get me my straight razor.

No, no, please, we don't have to go this way.

Okay, okay, you right.

Thank you.

I'm thinkin' the rusty fish scaler instead.