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Squidbillies · Season 1, Episode 15

Early and Santa in “Unfinished Business”

EEarly

(on Rudolph's head) Check this out--a bonafide 8-point. I'm gonna mount it on my toilet.

SSanta

(tied to a chair) He was so rare.

EEarly

He's about to be medium-rare.

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