Fruit don't talk, fruit just listens... and waits.
Granny[after being shot by Rusty}: Jesus! I've been filled by your spirit! Oh no wait a minute I thinks that's a bullet. I'm comin' Jesus.
I'm sorry Granny you alright?
Aaaah! A Talkin' honeydew! It's the apocalypse!" :
"I'm bout ta slap ya lips!"
Granny "Did one of you assholes just shoot me?!"
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