Rusty and Krystal in “Unfinished Business”

My daddy said you was like a huge dollop of sour cream - rich and zesty, with a little bit of bite.

How is your daddy?

Ah he's good, he's good, just got out of prison not too long ago.

No, I'm sorry - who, who's your daddy? Anyone I know?

Uhh, Early Cuyler.

Tall guy?

Nope.

Big belly?

No, not the one.

Kinda looks like Charlie Sheen?

Not him either.

Or is Charlie Sheen?

Mmm no, not Charlie Sheen.

Is he a football team?

Nope.

Is he the groundskeeping crew for the football team?

No.

Are you sure it's not Charlie Sheen?

No momma! Early Cuyler's his name! About yay high. I've been told we look alike, espically around the eye region - same shape of eye, you know, right here.