Daddy, I need to know once and for all...
Aw, dammit, not this again! I told you boy, if your momma's white then that makes me a damn chalky lover. Now do I look like a chalky lover to you?!?
Well I don't know daddy, you do drink alot.
Yes I do... and I fight... but, some other crazy sum-bitch is the one what bangulated and inpregnified that white womern, not I!
So you're saying my mama was white?
(Early stares at Rusty and contemplates)
Wait a minute, what'd I say?
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