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Squidbillies · Season 1, Episode 15

Rusty and Early in “Unfinished Business”

Daddy, I need to know once and for all...

Aw, dammit, not this again! I told you boy, if your momma's white then that makes me a damn chalky lover. Now do I look like a chalky lover to you?!?

Well I don't know daddy, you do drink alot.

Yes I do... and I fight... but, some other crazy sum-bitch is the one what bangulated and inpregnified that white womern, not I!

So you're saying my mama was white?

(Early stares at Rusty and contemplates)

Wait a minute, what'd I say?

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