Give us the strength to cleanse the earth of the milk/chalk scourge, so's to keep 'em away from me.
Dump 'em on an island! Blow up the island! (Shoots his gun in the sky) Whoo!
Look ye upon this cash money, a symbol of the whites' power, how they jingulate their pockets full of metal-y money.
(Early pulls a water jug full of coins)
Burn all the...metal-ly money.
Burn it now!
(Early tosses the jug in the fire)
Whoo! Alright now, Granny, burn your money.
No thank you (replaces money under robe)... and these skis, tools of their wicked recreational activity.
Chalk-man a' skiing on his white snow in his tightie whites, just like the white wing dove sing a song about what they singin'!
Whoo, baby, whoo, baby, whoo.
Burn the damn skis!
At a boy Rusty, burn them sum-bitches, embrace the hatred!
...and they live in houses, don't they daddy?
[Early stares at Rusty and contemplates]
Burn the damn house!
(Sitting inside the burning house) Huh... I guess white people do live in houses.
Hot damn! What about these trees over here daddy?
Hmm? What about these trees granny?
No, the trees are fine.
[Early stares at Rusty and contemplates]
Burn the damn trees!
Burn 'em!
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