Nope, I don't need no internet. No sir. Not in my life.
What's that, daddy?
Rusty, what do you think of white people?
Well, I... I reckon they OK. I'll like 'em ol' Doobie Brothers.
[To Granny] He ain't ready.
That's not rightly fair, Early. We all of us love 'em Doobie Brothers.
Yeah, I reckon you right. Damn them Doobies and they Chinese Grove!
Russell, you ready for the special night tonight?
What we gonna do? Go down Atlanta, whip our shirts off and start a bunch of bullmess?
Nope [spits]... funner than that.
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