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Squidbillies · Season 1, Episode 15

Early and Rusty in “Unfinished Business”

Today we's learnin' about rawks. They's all kinds of rawks. These [picks up rock] is rawks which you throw. These here [throws rock at Rusty] is rawks that you get hit with. And this, [pulls out Rusty's tooth] is a tooth. Now time for attendence. Rusty.

[silence]

Rusty.

[silence]

[grabs Rusty] Boy, do you wanna pass this class or what?

Yes I do Daddy I'd like that very much.

Then when I say Rusty, you say here. Rusty.

... Rusty.

Ok. On to history. What just happened?

... I dunno.

Hell I dunno either. Must be a repossessed memory. Damn you party liquor! [looks at liquor, which is actually a can of paint thinner, in contempt and starts to drink]

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