Dan and Casey in “When Something Wicked This Way Comes”

Dan

Hillary Clinton thinks I'm an idiot!

Casey

Either that or a religious bigot.

Dan

I went to an Ivy League school, Casey.

Casey

Proud day for Dartmouth, Dan.

Dan

I made an idiot out of myself in front of Hillary Clinton!

Casey

Yeah, but at least you had to spend a thousand bucks to do it.