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SpongeBob SquarePants · Season 14

Guard and Patrick in “Pet the Rock”

[The scene bubble wipes to SpongeBob walking Gary to the pet park. He shows Gary to a guard.]

GGuard

[removes sunglasses] Huh. Alright, go on through. [SpongeBob and Gary walk into the park, then Patrick walks to the entrance. stops Patrick with his hand while in a goofy position] Hold it right there! I'm gonna need to see some proof of pet.

Of course! [holds up his "pet," which is just a rock]

GGuard

[takes off his sunglasses] That's a rock.

Yeah! His name is Rolly!

GGuard

I don't see how this thing is a pet?

[tosses Rolly onto the guard's face] Oh, here! Take a closer look! [Rolly rolls off the guards face, and the guard falls down.]

GGuard

Oh, yes, he's adorable! Go right in! [face falls flat]

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