[someone knocks on the door. Goes towards the front door and opens it to see that nobody is there.] Hello. Hmm. That's odd. I could've sworn I heard a knock at the door. [Two fish dressed in hot dog costumes puts him between two big buns. SpongeBob yells while being muffled]
[The Hot Dog Minions takes him to "Weenie Hut" where Mr. Weiner handcuffs SpongeBob's right hand to pipe and SpongeBob's left hand to hot dog tongs]
[confused] Mr. Weenie?
Congratulations, SpongeBob, you've been promoted.
But you just fired me.
That's mustard under the bun, my boy. The important thing is my customers love your little sliders. [shows "Weenie Patty"] Now get to work!
[raises handcuffed hand] I'm pretty sure this is illegal. What am I gonna do now?
[from the background] Pst! [shows him in the shadow] Hey, kid. You need help out of here? [leans out of the shadow]
Pizza Pete! Yes, please. That wiener has me chained to the grill, [Pizza Pete approaches him] and he really seems to be relishing it.
I have something to free you. [yakes pizza sauce out]
Pizza sauce? [Pizza Pete puts the pizza sauce on both handcuffs and he slips them off] I'm free!
Great! Now you can get to my grill. [takes bread stick out]
What? [Pizza Pete ties his hands with the breadstick] Parmesan-crusted breadstick?! [Pizza Pete takes him] Whoa!
[from the kitchen door] Hey! Where are you going with my fry cook?!
[Cuts SpongeBob being carried by Pizza Pete and screaming]
[swipes SpongeBob with a pair of giant chopsticks and laughs while being on a roof] I'll take one fry-cook to go! [jumps off the roof and laughs again after landing. Señor Taco opens the door next to him and sends him away]
[lands] Oh, thank you, Señor Tac-! [Señor Taco grabs him with his suit] Oh, no! Not you too! Ahhhh!
[Señor Taco runs into them] Get him! [they jump on Señor Taco]
[Fight starts and smoke covers the screen that soon disappears to show all four of them stretching SpongeBob by pulling each of his limbs]
Whoa!
Let go!
He's mine!
I was here first!
No, I was!
[Scene expands to show someone in a Krabby Patty costume on the roof.]
Stop! Unhand that sponge! [Jumps on Pizza Pete and punches him away. Takes Señor Taco and destroys his costume by gobbling it. Señor Taco runs away embarrassed.]
[drops SpongeBob] It's the Killer Patty! [gets noodles squeezed out of his costume by Krabby Patty Man, Noodleman pops up from the noodles]
[Krabby Patty Man walks towards him and he drops SpongeBob before he gets to him] Here, take him! Just don't hurt me. [Whimpers with eyes closed. Opens eyes to see that Krabby Patty Man is gone and sighs. Starts humming while crossing the street and is hit by a bus] Aah!
[The scene changes to show SpongeBob waking up]
[opens eyes] Krabby Patty! You saved me!
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