SpongeBob! [groans in anger] Why must you always ruin my plans?!
Plankton, you're trying to steal the Krabby Patty recipe again.
Uh, I didn't, uh...Okay fine. You caught me. You happy now?
You know, this reminds me of the time Mr. Krabs confided in me the Krabby Patty recipe. Oh, I don't want to bore you with my silly old stories.
Oh, you couldn't possibly bore me.
Well, okay. Mr. Krabs called me into his office.
[A flashback begins. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are shown in Mr. Krabs' office]
SpongeBob, you've been working here for a while now, so I think I can trust you. It's time I told you.
[screams and gasps] You mean?
Yes. The Krabby Patty formular. Follow me, son. [puts his arm around SpongeBob and they start walking] We need to go where no one will ever hear us. [they walk out of the Krusty Krab, leaving Bikini Bottom, going through a jungle while wearing safari explorer clothing, through the desert while wearing desert clothing, on the seas in a storm while wearing rain coats and hats, crossing a bridge in the mountains, climbing up the mountain while wearing winter clothing, and walking up to flat land. They are tired and dirty] Ugh. We finally made it. [pushes SpongeBob ahead quickly until they reach the back of the Krusty Krab; opens the door] Quick, into me office before anyone sees us. [closes the door]
[The flashback ends]
What? You went in a circle. Why didn't you just stay in the Krusty Krab?
We wanted to make sure we weren't followed. Then, Mr. Krabs leaned close and whispered the recipe.
Yes? Go on.
[The flashback resumes. Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob are shown in the Krusty Krab. They are cleaned up.]
Now, remember, you can never tell another living soul.
Wait! [trying to write it down] Wait! Hold on!
[holding on to the edge of the bubble] What's that?
My pen is out of ink! [tries to get the pen to work. Eventually, it works] Okay, okay, go ahead.
Plankton. [grabs Plankton and rolls him up like a ball] You'll never have get me formula--not even in a flashback! [laughs and throws Plankton through another grate]
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